Lady Jane Fits-Hamilton’s Daughter

Who rides a horse that mummy had brought her,
Who owns a horse with a bright pink Halter,
Who’s cross-country hopeful is frightened of water,
It’s Lady Jane Fitz-Hamilton’s Daughter.

Who didn’t listen to those who had taught her,
Who in the show-jumping final did falter,
Who knocked down the fences, who’s temper got shorter,
It’s Lady Jane Fitz-Hamilton’s Daughter.

Who with the groom tried what she didn’t oughta,
Who would have succeeded had daddy not caught her,
Who ended up with the groom at the altar,
It’s Lady Jane Fitz-Hamilton’s Daughter.

By John Peters

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